Funny Stuff Tuesday

I missed a Friday or two due to a big work load so I thought I would spread a little humor on this Tuesday morning:

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.”

“Children in the back seats of cars can cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.”

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”